Category: Humor

From the Editors

Welcome Pre-frosh! Congratulations on your acceptance to [one of ] the most selective college[s] in the Ivy League!

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Customers Who Bought This

I don’t like it when you use my Amazon account. My recommendations are getting stranger and stranger and I know it’s because of you. You should remember that it tells me which items are bought together—and, honestly, you have some explaining to do.

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Public Service Announcement

The following is a message from the Colorado Springs Safety Council, a proud mountain western affiliate of The Nassau Weekly. This is your safety spokesman, Melvin R. McGinnis, speaking.

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Once Upon a Time Not Long Ago

First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the Tide Pod challenge. And now, the Frist hoe.

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Wine in a Box

A natural history of Franzia.

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Honesty

History undisciplined.

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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

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NASStrology

In need of a cosmic perspective? Check out your Princeton-specific horoscope.

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Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy,
I can’t reach the top shelf in my house, but I need to get something out of it! What do I do?
From,
Shorty with a Problem

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That Precept Kid Reviews Some Albums

Piggybacking off of your cultural criticism

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113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

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Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application essays…

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