Category: Humor

Debate Scorecard, Part III

HE MAKE IT RAIN HE MAKE IT RAIN HE MAKE IT RAIN HE MAKE IT RAIN—GEORGE BUSH “[T]his is a final verdict on the failed economic policies of the last eight years… that essentially said that we should strip away … Read More

by on

Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy,
How do you snookle a pookieboogle?
Snook-Curious

by on

Grab Some Scissors

Get the most out of those old clothes.

by on

Canada F.A.Q.

On Canada and Justin Trudeau.

by on

From the Editors

Our Weekly Missive.

by on

Dear Princeton, Let Me Major in Warrior Cats

A truly interdisciplinary independent concentration.

by on

40.36° South 105.3° East

You have walked through FitzRandolph Gate, and you will never graduate. You keep walking until you hit the shore.

by on

Hey, Big Vape! Make These Flavors Next

New Vape Flavors Vagina Ice Sweaty Ballsack Gelato Razzmatazz Orgy Rush Strawberry Strap-on Delight American Spirit Blue Ice Milk Tyra Banks Better Than Sex Hard Boiled Egg Ice Carbonara Lemonade Black Mold Blue Cheese Smoke Chromium Alloy Poop Charisma Uniqueness … Read More

by on

On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.

by on

Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nass doesn’t want to see again next year: So much self-loathing staring back out of the mirror My love handles My puffy cheeks My cankles Food My third nipple Uncircumcised penises Uncircumcised vaginas The … Read More

by on

Honesty

History undisciplined.

by on

That Precept Kid Reviews Starbucks Snacks

Did you know? I’m in a philosophy of language class.

by on