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The Fifth Column

Driving through the backwater mountain towns of West Virginia can be a taxing experience for anyone—especially if you’re a pudgy pseudo-intellectual from New Mexico whose only point of Appalachian cultural reference consists of the oft-spotted McDonalds-Texaco-Pizza Hut triple-threat rest stop. … Read More

by Jacob R. Candelaria on February 6, 2008March 17, 2013

100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

by staff on September 26, 2012July 9, 2017

The Fifth Column

It’s an interesting characteristic of Western culture (and maybe of cultures in general) that, over time, we tend to forget exactly why we do the things we do. Of course this is to be expected, as behaviors and preferences become institutionalized over time, making it less important to remember who was the first person to do or say something, and under what authority this was done.

by Jacob Candelaria on March 6, 2008March 17, 2013

11 Fall Break Movie Reviews

Yooo, fall break was a movie…

by Ellie Diamond on November 11, 2023

From the Editors

From Us To You.

by Colin Pfeiffer on April 3, 2008March 17, 2013

A Wolf in Your Clothing

WHO IS THE PRINCETON COAT THIEF? If you’re like me, then you have received countless emails from your residential college listserv that sound something like this: Hey Guys! Sorry to spam, but I lost my coat at (insert eating club … Read More

by Olivia Lloyd on March 1, 2013March 22, 2013

Nine Hours in McCosh 50

A day in the life of a lecture hall.

by Dan Caprera on April 24, 2016

Dear Cupid

Requests respectfully submitted for this cherub’s consideration.

by Zoey Nell on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022

113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

by Ibby Henderson on March 26, 2016April 3, 2016

90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught

All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.

by staff on November 20, 2021

On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.

by Rafael Abrahams on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013

Hundreds Humbled by the First Year Move-in Experience

A satirical take on the chaos that was this year’s freshmen move-in.

by Sofiia Shapovalova on October 9, 2022


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