Elevators
“Someone said this to me the other day: People always seem to press the elevator button again even if someone else has already pressed it.”
Why We Do OA
“Our most homespun particularities would illuminate the dusk in the woods like lanterns as we sat together after dinner.”
48 Cans of LaCroix, Et Cetera
“what’s the weirdest thing you brought with you to college?”
Le Cirque, C’est Chic
One pearly-teethed, outdoors adverse Princeton debutant examines the thrilling liberation of circus arts.
A Toast Well-Browned
For one woman, perpetually disheartened by dining hall desserts, a new discovery prompts renewed enthusiasm, and, dare we say, rekindled emotion.
The Bust of Sokrates
“But then the Romans didn’t want paunchy, lumpy bodies in their villas (aside from their own), so they decapitated Sokrates, already green and moldy from the hemlock, and shoved his face alone in their alcoves, dressing him up in pure white marble.”
The Character in Woody Allen Films Who is Clearly Just Woody Allen Played by Someone Else
“the Universe
is Expanding!”
Meditations from the Dishwashing Room
“Two weeks ago, after a summer spent clearing plates at a restaurant in Seoul, I donned an orange apron and began my next stint as a food industry worker at the Rocky-Mathey dining hall.”
The Afterparty
“Bobby prays to God and
remembers to call the plumber”