Sophomore Theta 1: Yeah, well, she was just too fat. It would have been one thing if she had, you know, a really good personality to make up for it. But she didn't so we hosed her.
Hosed girl: That's what they told me last year. They told me I was too fat and my personality wasn't good enough. I cried for like, five months.
Sophomore Theta 2: That's ridiculous. You are NOT fat. I mean, you are like, one of my best friends, so you're obviously not fat and you obviously have a good personality.
*Hosed girl gets really red in the face and starts sniffing back tears.*
Sophomore Theta 3: Yeah, you're like, the hottest girl in the school. You're just too good looking for Theta.
Sophomore Theta 1: Yeah, you're definitely really hot. It's so weird that they hosed you.
Preppy Classics Major: He made fun of my seersucker jacket, so I made fun of his lineage.
Spectator: I don't want to be politically incorrect, but this is either one of two things: a dodgeball tournament or a race riot.