Overheard in History Department

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Professor, on Abraham Lincoln: He was an ugly giant. A real nobody. He had a high, ugly voice. He once said, “It’s good I’m not two-faced, cause nobody would want to see two of these.” 

Unconvinced junior: You’re talking like you knew him.

Professor: I did. I bullied him in high school.