Senior girl #1: “Yeah, I don’t want to live out of my parents’ basement.”
Senior girl #2: “Your parents made you live in the basement!?”
Overheard in Firestone, discussing post-grad plans
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Jack and/or Jill: Full Design
This week, the Nass conducts a social experiment on BeReal, predicts the next 70 campus construction projects, and determines which famous philosophers are totally like 10/10 cuties.
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Raising Interest Rates: Full Design
This week, the Nass gets its heart broken, writes fiction about disordered eating, and logs delirious entries in a Dream Journal.












