Guy 1: Don’t have that candy, it’s empty calories.
Guy 2: Oh whatever, I’m probably going to get wasted and boot later anyway.
Guy 1: Yeah, I’ll probably do that too.
Guy 2: Hey, actually, you want to become bulimic with me?
Overheard in 1941
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Things Left Out in the Sun: Full Design
This week, the Nass forgot it’s sunscreen at home, but we’re fine to shrivel and burn.
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Letter from the Editor
Dear Reader, Certain scholars have said that we need new literary forms to accurately reflect the anxieties of this generation. If you’ll indulge us in a navel-glance, this week the Nassau Weekly searches for a physical form that better reflects our sentiments. The Nass aspires to represent our age’s varied zeitgeist–this issue, our…








