NSA employee: I am too drunk to go to work. It’s a question of national security.
Me: You’re the rap game Edward Snowden.
NSA employee, stricken: No, no…we don’t joke about him.
Overheard at 7:15 am
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A-Train to Elsewhere
“I did not understand the sentiment of a chapter. Life had only been one chapter. I thought life would only be one chapter.”
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The Nassau Weekly Anonymous
Nass contributors share drug stories that are strange, funny, remarkable, heartwarming, or otherwise worth compiling.
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THE DRUG ISSUE: Full Design
This time, the Nass experiments with substances. We go a little too far. We get faded.
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The Modern Cowboy’s a Guy Who Smokes Weed: A Treatise on Chronic Daily Use
A personal history of moderate substance use and abuse
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My Drugs
In a ‘very special issue’ of the Nassau Weekly, we’re attempting to tackle one of the most controversial topics in recent history: drugs. Are we the first publication to do this? No. Will we be the last? I mean, I’d be surprised to see anyone else approach the taboo with as much tact and grace…
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High on Laced Marijuana on Princeton Campus
“Everytime I looked down at my cigarette, it was just as long as it had been the last time I checked. She then moved on to telling me about her internship.”
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A Note on Drugs & Discipline from an Overcautious Schoolgirl
Identity and substance use collide during a boarding school drug bust
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Sexy Pablo
“To Colombians, he was a terrorist. But in the eyes of the rest of the world, he’s a Criminal Mastermind. The question is, why?”
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Old Friend
“There might still be a picture of me and Sam on his fridge from that year. We’re wearing red caps, all smiles, and holding autographed baseballs in clear plastic cubes.”
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Digging into Geo-Exchange
Princeton’s newest way to fight climate change involves a lot of drilling. Are we ready for it?
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Spawning Season: Full Design
The Nass wakes up and it’s spring again. Time for making movies, holding doors, and generating power.