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Fragments from a future that somehow survived.
A mistaken student: “What is it called? A birthing shower?”
Math Professor: “It’s like you’re gonna have to go super Saiyan to visualize this…like level 17000 Saiyan…deep neural networks Saiyan…I’m just Saiyan.”
SLA Professor: “No, you need to understand the reason I hate Ivan so much is because he reminds me the most of me.”
Guy in big pants: “This would be a great place to have an encampment.”
Clumsy junior: “Through a series of Rube Goldberg-esque events, I have flushed my entire wallet down a toilet.”
Jewish White woman: “It’s not racist in a way that harms anyone.”
Poetry Professor: “There are homeless people in this song. It's a very physical eroticism.”
Guy asking me to invest $600: “Cryptocurrency is the future!”
Me: “I just feel like it is made up.”
Same guy: “Money is made up by the government!”
Blondest guy ever: “I like the Nass. It’s like, in between a newspaper and a magazine.”
Student: “I think my dad is funny in the way that Bill Cosby is funny.”
Crypto Enthusiast: “So what if I voted for a recession?”
Math major: “What’s a constant to a friend?”