Wait For Me

April 19, 2025

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Texts from Momo World

Fragments from a future that somehow survived.

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Overheard in Mathey

A mistaken student: “What is it called? A birthing shower?”

Overheard in Fine Hall

Math Professor: “It’s like you’re gonna have to go super Saiyan to visualize this…like level 17000 Saiyan…deep neural networks Saiyan…I’m just Saiyan.”

Overheard in East Pyne

SLA Professor: “No, you need to understand the reason I hate Ivan so much is because he reminds me the most of me.”

Overheard on Cannon Green.

Guy in big pants: “This would be a great place to have an encampment.” 

Overheard in the group chat.

Clumsy junior: “Through a series of Rube Goldberg-esque events, I have flushed my entire wallet down a toilet.”

Overheard at Terrace.

Jewish White woman: “It’s not racist in a way that harms anyone.” 

Overheard in East Pyne, 3rd Floor.

Poetry Professor: “There are homeless people in this song. It's a very physical eroticism.”

Overheard in Frist.

Guy asking me to invest $600: “Cryptocurrency is the future!”

Me: “I just feel like it is made up.”

Same guy: “Money is made up by the government!”

Overheard in Sakrid.

Blondest guy ever: “I like the Nass. It’s like, in between a newspaper and a magazine.” 

Overheard in Whitman

Student: “I think my dad is funny in the way that Bill Cosby is funny.”

Overheard in Cottage Courtyard

Crypto Enthusiast: “So what if I voted for a recession?”

Overheard at Late Meal

Math major: “What’s a constant to a friend?”