Second Look

December 5, 2024

Second Look: Full Design

Our big debut! All our hard-hitting journalistic goings-on inside. Find a copy around campus, or take a look at the full spread below:

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Overheard in Terrace

Thinks in emotions: I don’t know if we’re dating or anything…

Thinks in numbers: The amount of square footage you’ve covered does not say friendship.

Overheard in Campus Club

Dietetic dialectical diatribist: I don’t think a vegan framework gets us most directly to what I want to see in our society. On the list of big picture issues, it is NOT making the top five…

Overheard in Charter Club

From a Central Asian dictatorship: It was a bad month for democracy. I’m fleeing the country now.

Overheard on a date

Male feminist: I’m going to let you finish your sentence in your mind. 

Overheard in Choi Dining Hall

Bickered Ivy, joined Cap: It’s surprisingly rewarding when you fall into the current of normalcy.

Overheard at a networking event

Woman in STEM: I am going to go circulate around the brothers now.

Overheard through Telegram

Just got ghosted on Hinge: It doesn’t matter, the life is ruined already.

Overheard on the way to wine night

Sensorially sensitive: My bottles are so loud, it’s embarrassing.

Overheard near Dod

Traditional (mentally-shackled) woman: I just feel bad after drinking. Alcohol makes me feel depressed the morning after.

Liberated (depressed) woman: Sounds like a skill issue.

Overheard in Firestone First Floor Bathroom

Honor Code Violator: Yeah, ever since ChatGPT came out, I've been finding it so hard to write sentences.

Overheard outside Butler

Returning from the Street: What did she say about you?

Perceived Aristocrat: She said I don't seem like someone who would mingle with the poor.

Overheard at the Triangle Show

T.I.’s Southern Gentleman: If I were given the opportunity to be Jewish, I would love it. I can't imagine having that taken away from me like that.

Overheard at Charter Friday

Has their priorities straight: I couldn’t break up with him today. I had a COS project.