Schrödinger’s Pussy

February 17, 2017

Living History

Amidst the empty pews and graying hair, she is proof that, while the story she tells may be hidden, it is still very much alive.

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Greedy in Love

As I reflected on my failed attempt to find love on Tinder, I could not help but agree with Nietzsche.

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A Taxonomy of Wealth

A reflection on Princeton’s skewed perception of wealth

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Behind Closed Doors

Did the pangs ever actually stop? Are they pangs, or are they constant? Do they hurt you? Are you okay?

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About Bloody Time

With a half-eaten, white chocolate tampon pretzel in hand, I perused the Menstruation Celebration, picking up free condoms and nearly choking when I read “Period week = blow job week” on a poster debunking period myths.

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Naked and Unafraid

My communal showering journey

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Stained Glass

We always have so many things to do but time stilled in there, like the quiet between heartbeats.

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Arkansas is hip

Finding home in Bentonville, Arkansas

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Friendship

In our world, there is no room for alternative truths.

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Verbatim

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Overheard over Fall Break

Nass sophomore: I feel like Anne Boleyn would have loved Ivy.

Overheard in Butler

Disgraced (former) Nass Business Manager: Do you think a horse would even feel a human’s dick inside it?

Overheard in Frist

Sophomore boy: Took her to Mehek, ate out her fuckin’ asshole.

Overheard over Fall Break

Suburban mom: He wasn’t necessarily gay. He was just making a statement.

Overheard at a Pregame

Press Club member, with iPhone flashlight on: Sorry I was just looking at how many calories are in a beer.

Overheard on New Year’s Eve

Press Club senior, holding 7 oz. beer: Take a picture of me holding this. It’ll make my hands look huge!

Overheard in Starbucks

Progressive female: Let’s take a moment of silence for all the women who have internalized misogyny.

Overheard on iMessage

Sexually frustrated student: Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to your own bitmoji?

Overheard at the CJL

Non-Jew: I haven’t blacked out since my Bat Mitzvah last year.

Overheard on Facebook:

Aspiring memester: Like my meme in the GroupMe or I’ll harm you emotionally.

Overheard in St. B’s GroupMe

Anonymous user: Question is now that we have been featured in a wine night film, are we mainstream?

Overheard in Frist

White sorority woman: Can we go to Olives? I’m craving chicken salad. I’m really into mayonnaise this year.

Overheard in CWR 302 with Claudia Rankine

Nass editor, humbly: I was kind of okay with when she called me out for classism since she’s so famous.

Overheard on iMessage

Terrace sophomore, reading through texts: I just have so many logistics to plan, like “I can’t have dinner tonight”, “Where are you?”, “How many white people are in Ivy?”

Overheard at a Pregame

A’s member: I don’t know... through A’s I got to know a lot of theater people. A lot of Jewish people...

Overheard on CNN

Lindsay Lohan: Losing half of my finger and getting it back was one of the best things that happened to me.