Nass Knuckles

October 10, 2013


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Overheard on Class of 2017 Facebook

Definitely creative boy: Vote for me for USG because I put the class of 2017’s Facebook profile pictures in a nice mosaic that’s made a tiger! I think by now it goes beyond all reasonable doubt that I’m creative and now you have a cool screensaver! This idea came to me at 1 am and i refused to go to bed until i downloaded all 1300 profile pics. Lol. If you zoom in you can probably find yourself about 25-30 times.

Overheard in a course evaluation

Helpful student: When reading the materials, always try to evaluate the themes and significance.

Overheard on bid night

Pi Phi pledge: Do you guys think this is a real or a fake 100 dollar bill?

Overheard in GSS 241

Girl: I’m not saying this couldn’t be construed as potentially militant, but.

Overheard in the Nass office

Freshman: Does anybody know where I can get a Cottage spot?

Overheard outside Wawa

Man, to man holding stolen road sign: You thought you’d come back with a girl, not a sign, right?
Man, waving stolen sign: I’ll take what I can get!

Overheard in the Bubble

Theta sophomore: What does the “J” in “J Date” stand for?

Overheard in Whitman

Zete junior: Do you know what I’m really worried about? The pledges not knowing where each other’s nipples are.

Overheard during the shooting scare

Asshole: I’m going to be so fucking pissed if Murray-Dodge is closed because of this.

Overheard in Frist

Chill bro: His mixtape is called “When Thugs Cry.” This is the logical conclusion of where rap is headed. Sad rap.

Overheard in Terrace

Freshman, to other freshman: The beer’s really good here. It’s PBR.

Overheard during Rush

Sophomore, to Ivy junior: I don’t want to say I’m doing Ivy… but I also don’t want to say I’m not doing Ivy. You know?

Overheard at the CJL

Girl 1: You know he’s French-Israeli.
Girl 2: What does that mean?
Girl 1: You know, he’s going for that suave vibe.

Overheard in Bloomberg

Ivy aesthete, to Nass editor: You asked me to expand on Duchamp’s life and I was like, this is trite.

Overheard in Rocky Dining Hall

Sophomore girl: You know who I see everywhere? The Nass guy with the short shorts and the long socks.

Overheard in History of American Capitalism

Prof. Jonathan Levy: I know what you’re thinking—if the first American bank wasn’t founded until 1791, what did Princeton students do after graduation?

Overheard in Frist

Verte Mag editor: I think we need someone who’s also pretty.

Overheard in Small World

Theta sophmore: What’s the inside of a private jet like?
White female: Like the inside of a yacht.

Overheard on ANT 215 Blackboard

Prof. Janet Monge: MAMMALS! YEA!