Lines we cannot cross

December 15, 2025

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Overheard in Terrace

Terran: God made Yaoi.

 

Another Terran: Is that why he’s called Yahweh?

Overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner

87-year-old Grandma: What’s that?

 

2D member: Tofu!

 

Grandma: Toe food?

Overheard at 2D

Trans Man: So you know how there is Beyond Meat. I like to think of myself as Beyond Boy.

Overheard at Firestone

Humanities Student: Can I say something that liberals would hate? I get so much flak for talking about polygamy. Centuries ago, it would have helped women gain rights through marriage.

Overheard in a Swarthmore Cafe

Post-theatrical Barista: If anyone's doing a production of Jesus Christ Superstar I'd join, but otherwise those days are over.

Overheard outside my window

Greedy Student: I want to make a lot of money, but I don't want to work very hard.

Overheard in Joline Basement

Guy playing pool, in British accent: fockin' 'ell, mate!

 

His Polish opponent: ahhh KURWA!!!

During a lecture in Mudd Library

Professional archivist: It was very binary. There was someone who identified as a man, someone who identified as a woman, and then Eisgruber.

 

Terrace Comp Lit major: Ah yes. Man, woman, Eisgruber. The three sexes.