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April 1, 2004

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Overheard outside of MoDo Café

Guy 1: I totally have an Indian fetish.
Guy 2: You have an everything fetish.
Guy 1: That's not true, i don't have an Asian fetish.
Guy 3:  It's just so weird that you're not gay.
Guy 1: [silent contemplation, vague credulity]

Overheard in 1901

Asian Guy (speakaing about "the Laxative"):  The title was clever, but it was just a bunch of Jewish jokes I didn't understand.

Overheard at Terrace Brunch

Wait a minute, you  found that yarmulke? Oh man, now I have all sorts of Jewish lice, charging my regular lice ridiculous rates!

Overheard at a fraternity meeting

Oh my god, the room has bay windows? I just love bay windows!

Overheard in 1903 Courtyard

Guy: Dammit, I just stepped on a coathanger. The fucker was trying to abort my foot!