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113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

by Ibby Henderson on March 26, 2016April 3, 2016

That Precept Kid Reviews Recipes

This bark is not trying to be anything than what it really is, something that plagues so many holiday desserts.

by Zach Cohen on February 21, 2016

Jewish Wisdom

Love, lust and etsah in the bubble

by Ben Perelmuter, Zach Cohen on February 20, 2016February 20, 2016

Don’t Let Your Friends Use Your iPhone

Even if their battery runs out and they really really need to check Snapchat.

by Zach Cohen on February 14, 2016February 21, 2016

145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

by staff on December 6, 2015July 21, 2017

I’m Totally Over Princeton University President, Christopher L. Eisgruber

Breaking up is hard to do—especially when your ex is the president of your university :/

by Olivia Lloyd on November 14, 2015September 22, 2017

Princeton’s Ten Hottest Freshmen

What follows is an unranked list of ten of the most beautiful freshmen at Princeton, as chosen by us and based on a survey of approximately four upperclassmen girls.

by Eliza Mott, Hadley Newton, Olivia Lloyd, Sophie Parker-Rees on October 24, 2015November 15, 2015

Kim Meets Pope

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò pushes Kim Davis through a set of oak double doors. She teeters on her kitten heels, stumbling into a dark, velvety interior. She blinks, swirls of smoke stinging her eyes and clouding her vision, and sneezes. … Read More

by Hadley Newton on October 17, 2015October 17, 2015

The Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nassau Weekly doesn’t want to see again next year.

by The Staff on June 10, 2015July 22, 2017

Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time. Here, in the billionth incarnation of this … Read More

by Joshua Leifer, Rachel Stone on April 26, 2015May 4, 2015

100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

by staff on March 7, 2015July 4, 2017

Jewish Wisdom

Love, lust and etsah in the bubble.

by Aron Wander, Joshua Leifer on February 21, 2015February 22, 2015


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