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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh
The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences
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113 Hangover Cures
Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.
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That Precept Kid Reviews Recipes
This bark is not trying to be anything than what it really is, something that plagues so many holiday desserts.
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Don’t Let Your Friends Use Your iPhone
Even if their battery runs out and they really really need to check Snapchat.
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145 Very Specific Anxieties
Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.
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I’m Totally Over Princeton University President, Christopher L. Eisgruber
Breaking up is hard to do—especially when your ex is the president of your university :/
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Princeton’s Ten Hottest Freshmen
What follows is an unranked list of ten of the most beautiful freshmen at Princeton, as chosen by us and based on a survey of approximately four upperclassmen girls.
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Kim Meets Pope
Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò pushes Kim Davis through a set of oak double doors. She teeters on her kitten heels, stumbling into a dark, velvety interior. She blinks, swirls of smoke stinging her eyes and clouding her vision, and sneezes. “God bless you,” says the Pope. He nods slowly. His voice is quiet and gentle.…
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Peer Review
Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time. Here, in the billionth incarnation of this segment since the great Mother Nature birthed our tiny planet into its tiny and insignificant…
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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight
My mom has the key to my chastity belt.