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5. found out jewish what do I do?

by staff on April 16, 2017August 12, 2017

God’s Clown

“Will Frost— “gods clown,” blue-grass harmonic player, certified mid-wife, UC Berkeley graduate and Abraham Lincoln look-alike—sits on the bench outside Small World Coffee eating a bagel with grape jelly.”

by Peter Schmidt on April 14, 2017July 20, 2017

Canada F.A.Q.

On Canada and Justin Trudeau.

by Lauren Johnston on April 2, 2017September 28, 2018

An Alcohol.edu Love Story

“Because the last time we parted ways
Was in the upstairs lobby of McCosh.”

by Peter Schmidt on March 5, 2017March 4, 2017

A Few Thoughts on Zayn Malik

“On the long last day of his life, the Buddha sat perfectly still.”

by Sammy Prentice on February 26, 2017July 20, 2017

The Strand

“My fellow Americans…”

by Peter Schmidt on February 26, 2017

That Precept Kid Reviews Starbucks Snacks

Did you know? I’m in a philosophy of language class.

by Zach Cohen on December 11, 2016February 18, 2017

Reasons I Called P-Safe on My Roomate

There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.

by staff on November 21, 2016December 5, 2016

The 2016 Election According to Some People in Your Precept

Jen is president of Princeton Young Democrats and Woody Woo Major, ’18. She interned for an assistant to the assistant of a staffer in Elizabeth Warren’s Massachusetts office, is “with her,” metaphorically and literally; she wears a locket with Hilary’s face in it at all times.

by Katherine Shifke on October 24, 2016July 21, 2017

How to Remember Names

Human connection is beautiful, but one must remember not to dampen that burgeoning fire by committing
the greatest sin of all friendships: forgetting a name.

by Tianyi Wang on October 9, 2016October 16, 2016

10 Things You Absolutely Don’t Need to Bring to College

But Your Mother Will Insist You Do

by Anna Berghuis on October 9, 2016October 10, 2016

How to Write a Pitchfork Album Review

Listen to two or three of the songs off of the album. Pick them from different sections, so it seems like you listened to the whole thing. Also, don’t call them songs. Call them “tracks” or (even better) “cuts” instead.

by Samuel Bollen on September 26, 2016October 2, 2016


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