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Open Letter
“I hardly believe that I am the first to bring this to your attention, but I feel compelled by my allegiance to our university’s mission to ask: why don’t we spend more time talking about dinosaurs?”
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111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History
5. found out jewish what do I do?
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God’s Clown
“Will Frost— “gods clown,” blue-grass harmonic player, certified mid-wife, UC Berkeley graduate and Abraham Lincoln look-alike—sits on the bench outside Small World Coffee eating a bagel with grape jelly.”
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An Alcohol.edu Love Story
“Because the last time we parted ways Was in the upstairs lobby of McCosh.”
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A Few Thoughts on Zayn Malik
“On the long last day of his life, the Buddha sat perfectly still.”
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The 2016 Election According to Some People in Your Precept
Jen is president of Princeton Young Democrats and Woody Woo Major, ’18. She interned for an assistant to the assistant of a staffer in Elizabeth Warren’s Massachusetts office, is “with her,” metaphorically and literally; she wears a locket with Hilary’s face in it at all times.
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How to Remember Names
Human connection is beautiful, but one must remember not to dampen that burgeoning fire by committing the greatest sin of all friendships: forgetting a name.
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10 Things You Absolutely Don’t Need to Bring to College
But Your Mother Will Insist You Do