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Week in Review
It came to (and, it should be noted, faded from) the national attention that San Diego resident John Corcoran taught high school in California for 17 years without being able to read, write, or spell. A college graduate, Corcoran’s secret illiteracy began in grade school and lasted for almost five decades. “I can remember when…
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Jeremiah Was a Prophet
Jeremiah (“The Weeping Prophet”) is famous for prophesying the destruction of Jerusalem and the exile of the Jews. In the Hebrew Bible, God called to Jeremiah in 626 BC and said that the Jewish people had forsaken him by worshiping false idols. God instructed Jeremiah to proclaim that unless they repented, the Israelites would be…
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Top 23 Ways to Kill Your Lover
We at The Nass are in the business of maintaining our cherished readership’s happiness in all walks of life, and with Valentine’s Day a recent but no less traumatic event of the past, we understand how draining (both emotionally and financially) that lover can be on you. We’re looking out for you, dear reader; we…
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The Nass Weekly’s Weekly Diet
“‘Ere we come, ‘ere we come, ‘ere we come to eat some snacks!” That’s the song you sing as you roll your way to the feeding tubes, you glutinous masses of orca-fat-fattened lard-balls! And what do you have to say for yourselves? Nothing, because your mouths are blocked up by the pendulous weight of your…
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121 Reasons Why I Have to Attend a Different Precept
Can’t listen to the kid next to me clear his throat again.
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A Better Course Guide
AAS 315 / CHV 424 / MUS 343 “We are not the same I am a Martian”: Afro-futurism since 1950 from Sun Ra to Young Money AAS 444 / EAS 360 Cross-Cultural Dialogues: Rush Hour through Rush Hour 3 AMS 340 The Fast Food Bowel Movement ARC 203 / MOD 203 Architecture of the Self:…
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59 Rejected Theses
Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.
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Top Ten Leslie Bernard-Joseph Pick-up Lines:
1. I don’t know about Princeton in the Nation’s Service, but I’m at your service anytime. 2. Did you know I was president of the BSU? As in, I’m black and single, you? 3. Step into the ex-com office and I’ll show you the new *ahem* couch. 4. ODUS your body hurt from your fall…
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Divorces & Celebrations
Cam Asutra & Sue Trakama Cam Asutra knew from the moment he saw Sue Trakama walking down the aisle in December of 2009 that their marriage was going to end in divorce. Ms. Trakama was wearing a wedding dress that she describes as “sexy” and Mr. Asutra describes as “upsetting,” though both agree that it…