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Prince Watch

Dear Readers, This has not been a good month for The Daily Princetonian. Honestly, we almost feel bad for them. There was the PUDS fiasco, the misreporting of college council budgets, and, just this week, they ran a story with … Read More

by staff on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

The Bierderman Ipod Gospel

So we’ve all seen Rob Biederman’s egg-hunt email. It got us to thinking…what if the USG reconceived every important holiday? A few ideas: Ash Wednesday: You and a group of friends attend 8 a.m. mass. After applying the soot, a … Read More

by staff on April 11, 2007March 17, 2013

Kanye West’s Top 120 Baby Names

1. Mistake
2. Hieronymus
3. Magical Negro
4. Doubletree
5. Krampus
6. North by North
7. Glass Spanish
8. CRIME
9. Susanorlean Orchid
10. Sheikh

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013

A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.

by staff on April 18, 2015April 26, 2015

Gangnam Racist Style

K-Pop makes it big, but then what?

by staff on September 26, 2012March 17, 2013

The Nass 100

1. The Daily Princetonian (so true though) 2. Your claim that there is a little independent coffee shop back home that is way better than Small World and way cheaper, though this is probably the case. 3. Princeton’s new login … Read More

by staff on September 24, 2009March 17, 2013

PrinceWatch

Kickin’ around the Nass office late one night, we thought we saw the face of the Virgin Mary on a sofa cushion, but up close it looked more like David Patterson, so we just decided to flip it. Then somebody suggested we do a PrinceWatch, as it had after all been a while since the last edition.

by staff on December 3, 2009March 17, 2013

100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

by staff on September 26, 2012July 9, 2017

59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

by staff on November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

Reasons I Called P-Safe on My Roomate

There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.

by staff on November 21, 2016December 5, 2016

100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:

(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)

by staff on October 17, 2012July 21, 2017

A Better Course Guide

Courses you actually want to take.

by staff on November 16, 2011March 17, 2013


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