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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight
My mom has the key to my chastity belt.
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107 Things Sex is Like
Some of our esteemed fellow publications within the literary Eden that is this campus have recently brought their keen eyes to sex, and what it is like to have it. They have prompted us to consider how it is similar to and different from “a non-consensual back rub,” “a bunch of furry parts superglued together,”…
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145 Very Specific Anxieties
Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.
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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh
The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences
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Kanye West’s Top 120 Baby Names
1. Mistake 2. Hieronymus 3. Magical Negro 4. Doubletree 5. Krampus 6. North by North 7. Glass Spanish 8. CRIME 9. Susanorlean Orchid 10. Sheikh
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Top 23 Ways to Kill Your Lover
We at The Nass are in the business of maintaining our cherished readership’s happiness in all walks of life, and with Valentine’s Day a recent but no less traumatic event of the past, we understand how draining (both emotionally and financially) that lover can be on you. We’re looking out for you, dear reader; we…
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The Final Countdown
I love this show as much as FOX hates it, which is a lot. I mean, running the last four new episodes all at once, up against the opening ceremonies of the OLYMPICS?!