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A Better Course Guide

Courses you actually want to take.

by staff on November 16, 2011March 17, 2013

Nassau Weekly’s Weekly Diet

Oh Gross. We accidentally just looked at you and your fatness grossed us out. Big time. Well, because we here at the Nassau Weekly are bonded together by a spirit of philanthropy and kindness, we are going to give you what you so desperately need: A brand new diet.

by staff on October 4, 2006March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

AAS 315 / CHV 424 / MUS 343 “We are not the same I am a Martian”: Afro-futurism since 1950 from Sun Ra to Young Money AAS 444 / EAS 360 Cross-Cultural Dialogues: Rush Hour through Rush Hour 3 AMS … Read More

by staff on February 10, 2010March 22, 2013

PrinceWatch, Reloaded

PrinceWatch is back! For years the Daily Princetonian has been running bizarre and often incomprehensible features on facets of campus life that are of interest only to drooling alums and university administrators who like to see their names in print. We at PrinceWatch hope to bring to light the most egregiously offensive examples of Prince pseudo-journalism in the hopes that one day the Daily Princetonian will give itself a long hard look in the mirror and close its doors for good. Right.

by staff on February 20, 2008March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Fall 2012.

by staff on September 8, 2012March 17, 2013

100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

by staff on March 7, 2015July 4, 2017

A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.

by staff on April 18, 2015April 26, 2015

Divorces & Celebrations

Cam Asutra & Sue Trakama Cam Asutra knew from the moment he saw Sue Trakama walking down the aisle in December of 2009 that their marriage was going to end in divorce. Ms. Trakama was wearing a wedding dress that … Read More

by staff on November 10, 2010March 22, 2013

NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

by staff on May 23, 2012March 17, 2013

Week in Review

It came to (and, it should be noted, faded from) the national attention that San Diego resident John Corcoran taught high school in California for 17 years without being able to read, write, or spell. A college graduate, Corcoran’s secret … Read More

by staff on February 14, 2008March 17, 2013

70 of Princeton’s Next Big Construction Projects: A Nass List

PRINCETON BUILDS: A doomsday bunker, an embassy for Bumble ambassadors, a cold brew river, and 67 other projects.

by staff on November 20, 2022

In the House of the Rising Sun

Mardi Gras never defined my image of New Orleans. To me Mardi Gras was a cliché that was not quite rooted in a city so steeped in two things above all else: food and jazz. Mardi Gras was to New Orleans like a Carnivale mask, worn on one night and then discarded.

by staff on September 21, 2005March 17, 2013


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