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70 of Princeton’s Next Big Construction Projects: A Nass List
PRINCETON BUILDS: A doomsday bunker, an embassy for Bumble ambassadors, a cold brew river, and 67 other projects.
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90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught
All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.
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59 Rejected Theses
Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.
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111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History
5. found out jewish what do I do?
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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh
The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences
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145 Very Specific Anxieties
Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.
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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight
My mom has the key to my chastity belt.
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107 Things Sex is Like
Some of our esteemed fellow publications within the literary Eden that is this campus have recently brought their keen eyes to sex, and what it is like to have it. They have prompted us to consider how it is similar to and different from “a non-consensual back rub,” “a bunch of furry parts superglued together,”…
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The Nass 100
100 things the staff of the Nassau Weekly doesn’t want to see again next year.