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Big Vape Never Dies

The times are trying. Up is down, wrong is right, protein is in everything and we’re all CONFUSED ABOUT IT. Luckily, some of the Nassau Weekly’s readership has found the solution to fascism taking hold: vaping. Nearly two years ago, … Read More

by Ellie Diamond on August 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Freshman Fall Break in 10 Movies

Ten films, lots of hot takes — join one writer on a cinematic romp.

by Ellie Diamond on November 6, 2022November 6, 2022

11 Fall Break Movie Reviews

Yooo, fall break was a movie…

by Ellie Diamond on November 11, 2023

My Drugs

In a ‘very special issue’ of the Nassau Weekly, we’re attempting to tackle one of the most controversial topics in recent history: drugs. Are we the first publication to do this? No. Will we be the last? I mean, I’d … Read More

by Ellie Diamond on April 4, 2024April 4, 2024

Letting It All Hang Out

If there’s one thing The Nassau Weekly has learned from Ellie Diamond, it’s that a good cry is worth the wait.

by Ellie Diamond on February 20, 2025

things i could remember

blue cheese root beer jukeboxes servals william howard taft blue footed boobies whale sharks hash slinging slasher triple trapeze john wayne gacy the movie baby geniuses 2015 four loko gold crossfit delta 8 ipod nano (on which I once watched … Read More

by Ellie Diamond on April 2, 2023

The Bride Wore Black (and Orange)

A Nass writer and maid-of-honor offers an inquiry into the phenomenon of Princeton couples at the scene of some nuptials

by Ellie Diamond on November 14, 2024November 15, 2024

Hey, Big Vape! Make These Flavors Next

New Vape Flavors Vagina Ice Sweaty Ballsack Gelato Razzmatazz Orgy Rush Strawberry Strap-on Delight American Spirit Blue Ice Milk Tyra Banks Better Than Sex Hard Boiled Egg Ice Carbonara Lemonade Black Mold Blue Cheese Smoke Chromium Alloy Poop Charisma Uniqueness … Read More

by Ellie Diamond on October 12, 2023

Double Features to Do Instead of Barbie/Oppenheimer

by Ellie Diamond on September 7, 2023


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