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A Note from the Editor-In-Chief

When people say spring has sprung, they actually mean it has emerged from inside itself. Spring has ejected from its own abdomen through a lovely, vulvic little déchirure in the side. The whole thing sounded exactly like you’d think it … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 28, 2024March 30, 2024

A Note from the Editor-In-Chief

CW: suicide   It’s an unfortunate structural reality that the Nass appears in print about two weeks after we collect the content that makes up the magazine. Enough time elapses to generally inhibit committed journalistic work or timely commentary on campus … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

Nass Recommends: The Alcohol Initiative’s Magic: The Gathering Club

An encounter at a semi-regular gathering of trading card game enthusiasts.

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

Letter from the editor

You can read Hunter S. Thompson’s suicide note if you want but only on Genius Lyrics for some reason and only while 50jitsteppa offers up a studio performance of his track “I Know” in a concurrently playing video. It’s sort … Read More

by Charlie Nuermberger on February 22, 2024

Sorry About the Air Conditioners Being Off: Townes Van Zandt, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Aesthetic Signatures of Heat

A Nass writer sweats through readings of some outlaw country tunes and a splatter horror classic

by Charlie Nuermberger on February 22, 2024February 22, 2024

THE DISHES ARE NEVER DONE BUT GOOD LUCK

“I might survive, and what if I do? What if I swim through the waters and eat and hide from those raiders? And, god, what if I have to drink my own urine?”

by Charlie Nuermberger on October 12, 2023

Telescoping Cavity

To telescope, we begin with 300 words, then slice the word count in half for each successive section. We stop when the numbers stop dividing evenly. This week, four Nass writers telescope the word “cavity.”   Charlie Nuermberger (cn0260) CW: … Read More

by Alexandra Orbuch, Beth Villaruz, Charlie Nuermberger, Daniel Viorica on April 23, 2023

Escaping the Werewolf: Alex G, Deep Ecology, and Our Increasingly Hostile World

“There are a million wolves hiding in the environmental substrate I’ve called speargrass. The reality is that they’re not even wolves. When they get home in the evening, they take off the wolfskin and look just like us.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on March 5, 2023

We Added 200 Strangers on BeReal, and We’re Never Opening the App Again

“Hypothesis: people our age around the world are alone during a significant portion of their waking hours. And hypothetically, BeReal is the perfect observational device.”

by Charlie Nuermberger, Lucia Brown on November 20, 2022November 20, 2022

River House, Part 2

The continuation of a tale of fish and memory.

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 10, 2022April 10, 2022

River House

“What will we do in this nightmare pastoral, now that we have woken up.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 3, 2022April 3, 2022

Tales from the Village of Hommlet

“When I was young, I plunged a fork through Reason’s knee, and smote her atop a hill with electrical pylons.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022


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