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In Mammoriam

Between Fort Lauderdale and Miami lies the mid-size city of Hollywood, Florida, population 138,412. It’s an unassuming beach-front place in the regional mode. Encompassed are ten or so diners, several miles of coastline, several miles more of T-shirt and puka-shell … Read More

by Anonymous on February 14, 2007February 26, 2014

Shaking My Hips Dolefully

Beirut played at Terrace this Sunday. You might have heard him. You might even have been there, drinking, doing your thing. The place was crowded.

by Anonymous on September 26, 2007February 26, 2014

The Shtup of Whatever

Sort-of gay frosh week.

by Anonymous on October 17, 2012March 17, 2013

High on Laced Marijuana on Princeton Campus

“Everytime I looked down at my cigarette, it was just as long as it had been the last time I checked. She then moved on to telling me about her internship.”

by Anonymous on April 4, 2024April 4, 2024

Lessons in Stupidity

“My eyes darted between the two security cameras on the roof. Despite feeling cynical lately about the effectiveness of government, I had a feeling that these cameras were both working and monitored around the clock. I felt so patriotic.”

by Anonymous on August 20, 2017August 20, 2017

A Fragile Peace

Commentary on Anna Kimmel’s “you’ve heard it before | you’ll hear it again” and suicide across college campuses

by Anonymous on April 23, 2017September 14, 2018

The Verse Debate, Part 2

Or rather, your notion of the face in Baudelaire is evasive. Poetry’s stock has fallen; that of the novel, the short story—that of prose—has risen. The New Yorker and The New York Review of Books have run articles addressing the … Read More

by Anonymous on April 25, 2007February 26, 2014

Total Clipse of the Heart

People – especially dopey, two-months-behind-the-times columnists like the New Yorker’s Sasha Frere-Jones – love making sweeping pronouncements about the nature of hip-hop. Music is a manifestation of the human creative spirit; it is born of a whole slew of political … Read More

by Anonymous on March 7, 2007February 26, 2014

TI Classy-fied

Prospect’s frat house has got its weenus showing.

by Anonymous on February 22, 2012March 17, 2013

Will You Be My Valentine?

Porter White I believe. If Charlie Brown has his Great Pumpkin, I have my Valentine Rabbit. Annually on the lustful February V-day, the Rabbit, fluff-relative to the Tooth Fairy & Co., descends to my parents’ house and bestows enigmatic heart-shaped … Read More

by Anonymous on February 15, 2006March 17, 2013

Lines Removed From a Eulogy

And what’s more there’d be too much to tell, with his folded-up face and our proximity, the fact that we’d lived so close to each other growing up, that in high school we’d mostly talk to the same girls and … Read More

by Anonymous on December 13, 2006February 26, 2014

Fun with Oulipo

The Unknown As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know There are known unknowns. That is to say We know there are some things We do not know. But there are … Read More

by Anonymous on September 27, 2006February 26, 2014


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