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What I Heard about Gaza

After Eliot Weinberg’s “What I Heard About Iraq”

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The Freedom to Flash

When I was younger, I remember wholeheartedly embracing that whole freedom of speech thing. After all, those of us raised in the 1990’s are members of the first generation to live in an America with legal flag burning and Banned … Read More

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Things That Are Not a Meal 101

Remember when you were a kid, and, when you were hungry, you ate, either food that you liked or food that your mom forced you to eat, and, when you weren’t hungry, you didn’t eat?

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A Letter from the PC Brigade

Dear students,

I am a representative of your local branch of the Political Correctness Brigade.

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Invisible Fratter

“Master Race! Master Race!” chanted my drunken Aryan friends. The “Beer Olympics” had seemed like a great idea; what better way to build camaraderie amongst brothers than to engage in the spirit of competition, and to do it while getting shitfaced?

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My Other Half With That Thy Gentle Hand Seized Mine I Yielded

“I lay back in the heap of cords, which spawned and propagated from a bud, a navel, the hub of the Mimir, which still ran hot and loud a few minutes into the cooldown protocol.”

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No Phone Zone

Technological ascetics.

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Through the Haze of My Mind

One writer searches for clarity and finds mindfulness.

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My Bowl Cut

Reflections on hair, style, and Asian American identity.

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Après Mitski – Full Design

This week, the Nass reads Sontag, sprains an ankle, and learns how to curl.

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Why is Your Camera Off?: A Nass List

All the reasons you might see just a name inside a Zoom box.

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Frist’s Tentacles

“It’s really big. I mean, it’s like really, really big,” a prospective Princetonian exclaimed. “Like I think my high school could, like, fit into this building. What do they do with all this space?” she queried, twirling her bleached blond hair around a manicured finger. She flounced off to catch a departing Orange Key Tour.

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