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Please, No, Thank You

At Princeton, lunch is a mechanized process that goes something like this:

by Ben Perelmuter on November 14, 2015November 15, 2015

Jesus Christ Supersized

John Hagee has perfected this easily accessible, easily consumed version of Christianity at Cornerstone. He has pared down the commitment, time and energy one needs to devote to religion to the barest minimum. You simply show up at 8:30, 11:00 or 6:30 on Sunday and worship. For a little over an hour, you can cleanse your soul, praise the Lord and find peace. And you don’t need to strain yourself, either. The music is simple. The message is alliterative.

by Colin Pfeiffer on April 5, 2006March 17, 2013

How Prophecy was Invented

“In another town, she was a storyteller, but the children had spit back her stories wrong, turning the characters into parodies of themselves.”

by Ziyi Yan on March 28, 2025

in the morning, in the light

Breath-poem.

by Joel Newberger on November 7, 2012March 22, 2013

Critiquing the Critic

The New York Times restaurant critic comes to Princeton.

by Will Mantell on December 7, 2011March 17, 2013

Fugue on the Theme of a Name

“He noticed his own language was becoming violently metaphoric. The unseen power of this landscape awakened his mind to un-apprehended combinations of thoughts.”

by Kelsey Wang on April 11, 2024April 11, 2024

An Anthem for the Ages

Europe’s “The Final Countdown” has undergone a renaissance in the past seven years. The current wave of enthusiasm over the song began with the 1999 release of The Final Countdown 2000, a CD single featuring original 1986 versions of the … Read More

by Freddie Lafemina on February 22, 2006March 17, 2013

Letter to a Professor (From a Disgruntled Parent-Donor)

Dear Lecherous Lecturer Precious Professor, Happy winter. I heard you’re in Vail? Hope the slopes are not destroying your knees. I’m reeling from the news that you gave a D to my son Robert “Torie” George Junior (I abstain from … Read More

by Braden Flax, Lara Katz on April 16, 2023

Anne

We have known each other for a long time, since we were four years old and living on the same block of brownstones in Brooklyn, going to ballet lessons at the Albee School of Dance, where our teacher Nana made … Read More

by Mimi Chubb on February 25, 2004March 17, 2013

Something Not Played Out

I didn’t find Funny Games particularly scary on a visceral level. I’m not saying this to suggest I have a hard stomach for movies like this. I don’t. I over-think them and too often imagine what it would be like to be in the characters’ shoes. I try to freak myself out. Funny Games invites its audience to do just that – freak itself out. Funny Games establishes a genre that marries horror with documentary.

by Justine Chaney on August 11, 2009March 17, 2013

Ode to Daniel Pinkwater

CREATURES OF THE SWAMP

UNITE

by Byrd Pinkerton on April 18, 2015

Apostasia

“Scramble the words you have been saving / for me”

by Emily Liushen on October 20, 2019October 20, 2019


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