Girl Who Definitely Didn’t Do the Reading: You know the AIDS crisis in the…the 19…the late 19s…
Girl Who Definitely Didn’t Do the Reading: You know the AIDS crisis in the…the 19…the late 19s…
Gym Bro 1: Are you going out on Saturday?
Gym Bro 2: No, I’m actually going to Mexico City to see Kanye.
Concerned Founder: How did he even survive?
Sage Founder: VC funding.
Guilty Catholic: I’m giving up masturbation and weed for Lent.
Skeptic: I give it two weeks.
DragonVale Enthusiast #1: Is it eugenics if I’m trying to collect all the ethnicities?
DragonVale Enthusiast #2: No, that’s multiculturalism.
Wasian: Thank God your parents are a little racist.
Ivy League Hopper: Harvard dining hall food is so bad. My heart longed for RoMa.
Cynic: Beggars versus choosers.
Violinist: One of the opera singers looks like a small Dean Withers.
Insightful Soul: We should let the Ukrainians cook.
TI Boy #1: You know Marc Anthony bro?
TI Boy #2: Yeah. The boy?