• Overheard by SPIA Fountain:

    Honest proletarian: Accounting is less clout, but it’s honest work.

  • Overheard on Fizz:

    Anonymous poster: Bicker is like thinking the stripper likes you.

  • Overheard at Graduate Hotel:

    Woman mid argument with her (ex?)boyfriend: Well, I have never sued anyone and still had sex with them.

  • Overheard in Whitman Dining Hall:

    Club Basketball Player: My three lesbian daughters are going to dominate me.

  • Overheard Skiing:

    NYC Finance Bro: BlackStone has done so much good for America, just think of all the housing they’ve created.

  • Overheard in Cap Bicker Session:

    Member: Where would you guys go to study abroad? 

    Tired Sophomore: I would study abroad in Egypt but I’d go see the pyramids and then just go home.

  • Overheard in Yeh Dining Hall:

    Possible Lesbian: I had some lesbian sleepovers. We looked into each other’s b-holes.

  • Overheard in Bloomberg 044:

    Curious Observer: Oh, are you reading through the Epstein Files? 

    Intrepid Citizen-Journalist: Always.

  • Overheard On Frist Lawn:

    Confused Citizen: La Migra is immigration police? I thought it was like a little margarita.

  • Overheard in Frist Package Lockers:

    Righteous Young Woman: I went to public school. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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