Honest proletarian: Accounting is less clout, but it’s honest work.
Honest proletarian: Accounting is less clout, but it’s honest work.
Anonymous poster: Bicker is like thinking the stripper likes you.
Woman mid argument with her (ex?)boyfriend: Well, I have never sued anyone and still had sex with them.
Club Basketball Player: My three lesbian daughters are going to dominate me.
NYC Finance Bro: BlackStone has done so much good for America, just think of all the housing they’ve created.
Member: Where would you guys go to study abroad?
Tired Sophomore: I would study abroad in Egypt but I’d go see the pyramids and then just go home.
Possible Lesbian: I had some lesbian sleepovers. We looked into each other’s b-holes.
Curious Observer: Oh, are you reading through the Epstein Files?
Intrepid Citizen-Journalist: Always.
Confused Citizen: La Migra is immigration police? I thought it was like a little margarita.
Righteous Young Woman: I went to public school. Yeah. Uh-huh.