Nassau Weekly

Verbatim

  • Overheard at Dillon:

    Gym Bro 1: Are you going out on Saturday?

    Gym Bro 2: No, I’m actually going to Mexico City to see Kanye.

  • Overheard on Nassau:

    Concerned Founder: How did he even survive?

    Sage Founder: VC funding.

  • Overheard in Tacoria:

    Guilty Catholic: I’m giving up masturbation and weed for Lent.

    Skeptic: I give it two weeks.

  • Overheard in JRR:

    DragonVale Enthusiast #1: Is it eugenics if I’m trying to collect all the ethnicities? 

    DragonVale Enthusiast #2: No, that’s multiculturalism.

  • Overheard in Whitman:

    Wasian: Thank God your parents are a little racist. 

  • Overheard in RoMa:

    Ivy League Hopper: Harvard dining hall food is so bad. My heart longed for RoMa. 

    Cynic: Beggars versus choosers.

  • Overheard in Richardson Auditorium:

    Violinist: One of the opera singers looks like a small Dean Withers.

  • Overheard in Coffee Club:

    Insightful Soul: We should let the Ukrainians cook.

  • Overheard in Terrace:

    TI Boy #1: You know Marc Anthony bro? 

    TI Boy #2: Yeah. The boy?

  • Overheard in Firestone Library:

    Believer: I think it’s nice that they posted a father-daughter picture. 

    Non-Believer: That’s his GIRLFRIEND.

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