Overworked therapist: I’m sorry your kid died but I need a break.
An angsty 15-year old boy: Every day I shake my fist at the world a little more.
Complit Major: Having French 101 at 12:30 everyday has ruined my social life.
A straight girl trying to make a GBF: He gives like Troye Sivan factory defect.
Someone who is so real for that: Last semester I hit this ground running. This semester I just hit the ground.
First person: Why did you cut up all your food before eating it?
Second person: Mild autism.
Surprised by His Son's Tendency to Have Eggs for Breakfast: Oh, so Paul's an egg maven now?
SPIA student: I think my preceptor is a pervert based on absolutely no evidence or reason.
Freshman: Should I start meditating or get a klonopin prescription?
Child at heart: I have to apply for something to prolong this youthfulness.
Realist: You mean a fellowship?
Yearner: By acquiring something, I experience the loss. A loss by acquisition.
Reads too much Camus: I have the urge to say something philosophical.
Naturally curious individual: Say it.
Reads too much Camus: I don't know what…I just have the urge.
Poet with shoulder-length hair: Getting old and gray and the gray matter is turning into cotton candy or sometimes steel wool, but neither one is what it's supposed to be.
Looking for an internship: It’s like I’m cooking, but it’s burning at the same time…