Resolute socialist: Watching the GOP debate with the college republicans right now.
Friend: How’s that going?
Socialist: Holding in my scoffs of indignation

“These days, learning a language feels particularly significant and necessary. Learning a language: a small multiplication of life in a world of multiplying death.”

A Nass writer sets out to repair an estranged relationship with reading.

If you find yourself forgetting how to breathe, do not be afraid. Leave the stones in your throat and learn to rise with the croaking loons, drifting as they do and as they have since the beginning of time. Or since the beginning of this lake. When the land parted and stones dropped down the…


Reflecting on the magazine’s since defunct Soviet Studies department with a Nass alum

Singapore, Sandi Tan’s Shirkers, and making a movie at nineteen

“As my eyes traced the fabric on the seat, I wondered what bébé Claude would think if he knew we were mingling with his murderer.”
When people say spring has sprung, they actually mean it has emerged from inside itself. Spring has ejected from its own abdomen through a lovely, vulvic little déchirure in the side. The whole thing sounded exactly like you’d think it would. A sloughing, whining sound then a slap. The spring’s lying there with its limbs…


And now the Nassau Weekly is back again, thinking about girls, thinking about animals, and thinking about the internet.
CW: suicide It’s an unfortunate structural reality that the Nass appears in print about two weeks after we collect the content that makes up the magazine. Enough time elapses to generally inhibit committed journalistic work or timely commentary on campus happenings. Not to excuse the things the Nass sleepwalks through. Or to excuse the miserable,…

A cathartic, eardrum-exploding record from Bolivian “epic collage” artist Chuquimamani Condori

An encounter at a semi-regular gathering of trading card game enthusiasts.

Bear is late to his Standard Evening Meetup with Rabbit, a Samovar, and the Stars

A profile of a first-year rowing recruit in an unfamiliar milieu
Resolute socialist: Watching the GOP debate with the college republicans right now.
Friend: How’s that going?
Socialist: Holding in my scoffs of indignation