President Lyndon B. Johnson, of a pair of pants: Yeah. Now, another thing: the crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me a inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. They’re just like riding a wire fence. […] See if you can’t leave me about an inch from where the zipper [belches] ends around under my—back to my bunghole.