Overheard on telephone in Bloomberg Hall


Student: I hate to break this to you, Mom, but I’m not good-looking enough to get a girlfriend.
Mom: Now, honey, you know that’s not true. You are quite a handsome young man.
Student: Well, of course YOU think I’m handsome, Mom, you’re my mother!
Mom: That’s not true! [pause] I thought you were pretty ugly when you were thirteen.

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