Gay freshman: it doesn’t matter… nothing counts when you’re blacked.
For example, if u don’t remember eating a bunch of fries then u can’t hate yourself because u don’t remember. It’s like whatever—I did it. It happened. I think of it like an alibi for the criminally insane… u can’t be held accountable for something u can’t control, right?
Also did you find your glasses?
Overheard on iMessage
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NASS LIST: I SURVIVED…
Anthrax The pear of anguish 9 plagues already, how much worse could it get? The homer simpson percocet from the gas station floor A rather tame upbringing My Northern European roommate, Sven Pity from lames So much. I’ve been through so so much. Being 2016 thick at princeton Pop the balloon challenge Nobu but your…
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To catch and pin a butterfly: Full Design
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