Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.

This week the Nass learns the lingo of NBA internet fandom, reflects on terror in public transit, and explores the secret world of dorm fine dining.

This week the Nass delves into the world of international fandom, reflects on the bonds between body and earth, and strikes matches to make wishes come true.
Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.