Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.

This week the Nass reflects on the meditative power of a cappuccino, challenges poetry publications, and envisions life as a human clone.

In the first issue of the forty-fourth volume, the Nass sends a missive to Cupid, traverses the world of Hommlet, and grapples with healing after near-death.
Beautiful girlfriend: I thought you liked me for my personality.
Realistic boyfriend: It’s okay.