Bro 1: “I love to eat pussy.”
Bro 2: “I love the smell of laundry.”

And now the Nassau Weekly is back again, thinking about girls, thinking about animals, and thinking about the internet.

In the first issue of Volume 48, the Nass is more back than ever, reading, listening to country music, and getting away from it all.
Bro 1: “I love to eat pussy.”
Bro 2: “I love the smell of laundry.”