Girl 1: What!? Houseparties is in two weeks!?
Girl 2: Yeah, it’s coming up fast.
Girl 1: But I’m only halfway through my transformation from
“artsy dork girl” to the “coolest girl in school” for my bet!
Girl 2: Better hurry up, man.
Overheard in Mathey courtyard
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Lines we cannot cross: Full Design
Pick up a physical copy around campus, or view the full design here!
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Nass List: We Need To Talk About…
DAT PUSSY Das Pussi your fertile crescent Pregnant chicks kissing the tory’s new poetry section Queering the normal AI… how is no one talking about that? the big beautiful BILL the big beautiful BBL how we are on a floating rock in the vast emptiness of the universe. Like, damn…really puts shit into perspective…








