Supportive friend: She doesn’t need a mallet, she needs a mullet!
Mullet-reluctant woman: I don’t know if I want a mullet.
Supportive friend: It’s not about what you WANT, it’s about what you NEED.

This week, the Nass recycles beer cans, interrogates TikTok feminism, and decides what good art is.

This week, the Nass learns from Patti Smith, mulls over pop stardom, and weighs the costs of “clean” energy.
Supportive friend: She doesn’t need a mallet, she needs a mullet!
Mullet-reluctant woman: I don’t know if I want a mullet.
Supportive friend: It’s not about what you WANT, it’s about what you NEED.