Supportive friend: She doesn’t need a mallet, she needs a mullet!
Mullet-reluctant woman: I don’t know if I want a mullet.
Supportive friend: It’s not about what you WANT, it’s about what you NEED.

The Nass wakes up and it’s spring again. Time for making movies, holding doors, and generating power.

And now the Nassau Weekly is back again, thinking about girls, thinking about animals, and thinking about the internet.
Supportive friend: She doesn’t need a mallet, she needs a mullet!
Mullet-reluctant woman: I don’t know if I want a mullet.
Supportive friend: It’s not about what you WANT, it’s about what you NEED.