Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different

The Nass wakes up and it’s spring again. Time for making movies, holding doors, and generating power.

And now the Nassau Weekly is back again, thinking about girls, thinking about animals, and thinking about the internet.
Helpful friend 1: You should become a freelancer
Struggling writer: I would rather eat my own eyes
Helpful friend 2: That’s a graphic image. Something… different