Totally Rational Daughter: Do you ever wish that homicide was legal for one day?
Overreacting Father: NO! I DON’T WISH THAT! They make one movie and suddenly everyone thinks this is a good idea.

AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle? By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and another had a blonde mustache. The only issue I had was that they did not…
Totally Rational Daughter: Do you ever wish that homicide was legal for one day?
Overreacting Father: NO! I DON’T WISH THAT! They make one movie and suddenly everyone thinks this is a good idea.