1.Suzanne Westbrook
2.Jesus of Nazareth
3.Julian the Apostate
4.Robbie George
5.Stefan McDaniel
6.Martin Heidegger
7.Mammon, God of Wealth
8.Paul of Tarsus
9.Sara Viola
10.John Maynard Keynes
11.Hannah Arendt
12.Will ‘The Scharf’s Scharf’ Scharf
13.Karl Marx
14.Harold Graham Parker III / Harold Thornton Pratt IV / Jean-Paul Sartre (three-way tie)
15.Sherif Girgis
16.Plato
17.Werner Herzog
18.Pope Crunkus the First
19.Jacques Derrida
20.All the feminists rolled into one, summarily essentialized, objectified, marginalized and domesticated.
21.Immanuel Kant
22.Christopher William Arp
23.Jürgen Habermas
24.Hillary Clinton
25.Jacob Savage. Still?
26.Confucius
27.Ludwig J.J. Wittgenstein
28.Ronald Reagan
29.The ‘back-muscles’ dude at the gym
30.J.M. ben-Fluger
31.Judas Maccabeus
32.Søren Kierkegaard
33.St. Thomas Aquinas
34.Brother Cornel West
35.Sigismund Schlomo Freud
36.Frank Ordiway
37.Ol’-what’s-his-name Singer
38.Alexander van Hoek
39.Michael G. Wood
40.Carl Schmitt
41.The Woody Woo office secretary
42.John Fleming
43.Louis Althusser
44.Ingmar Bergman
45.Ben Elga despite all his greater efforts
46.Theodor Adorno
47.William Shakespeare
48.Sofia Tsirakis
49.Robby Zimmerman
50.Fro-yo on yo’ hips
51.Rabbi Eitan Webb
52.Sean Wilentz
53.Marina Candida ‘The Possum’ Isgro
54.The Blessed Severinus Boethius
55.Tessa ‘OSF’ Brown
56.Michelangelo Antonioni
57.Roger Mason, unfortunately
58.John Kenneth Galbraith
59.Stephen Colbert
60.Harrison Schaen
61.Edward Said
62.Slavoj Žižek
63.Michael van Landingham
64.The girl on the elliptical
65.Maxwell Miller
66.Sex on a Saturday Night
67.Herbert Marcuse
68.Samuel Alito
69.Dante Alighieri
70.Thorstein Veblen
71.‘No-hands Billy’
72.Diogenes Teufelsdröckh
73.Stanley Corngold
74.Jacques-Marie-Émile Lacan
75.Caetano Veloso
76.Ruthie Schwab
77.My tight blue jeans
78.Arthur Koestler
79.Peter Varela
80.Julio Cortázar
81.Wingnut Singsong
82.Walter Benjamin
83.Gilles Deleuze
84.Shirley, Shirley, Shirley
85.Thomas Woodrow ‘Woody’ Wilson, that idealist
86.Itamar ‘the Loneliest Clown’ Barzakay
87.Pseudo-Longinus
88.J.K. Rowling
89.Robert Duke Biederman
90.His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
Charles the First,
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, of this name the Fourth, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, and Galicia, Lodomeria, and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine and of Salzburg, of Styria, of Carinthia, of Carniola and of the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and in the Wendish Mark; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia etc. etc.
91.David Lynch
92.Oh, the knee-job!
93.Virginia Woolf
94.Aristotle
95.John Rawls
96.Moses ben Maimon
97.The Other
98.Prince
99.The Dantonistes
100.All the little Ayn Rand crybabies rolled into a ball that I ate for breakfast