The Thesis

March 8, 2001


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Groundskeeper, on Mardi Gras

Watch out for Hatians. They’ll do some wack voodoo shit on your ass.

Katz, CLA208 (to a student)

I may be a pretentious pig, but you blow me out of the water!

Mystery Professor, CLA208

The moral of the story is, if you’re considering taking courses in the sociology department: don’t. ...Oh boy, if this makes it into Verbatim, I’m screwed.

Overheard in Cottage

Friday? That’s the movie that taught me about black peoples!

Overheard in CLA 214 Precept

Let’s just imagine Tim with a seven-year-old girl. Just imagine!

Overheard IN GER 102

American beer is what, 2% alcohol? It’s like water... oh, but for you, that’s illegal.

Overheard in Terrace

Yo, what if your name was ‘Ruptured Shithole’?

Overheard in Aaron Burr

Did I say pornography? I meant homophobia.