Wow, wow, wow, what a semester of The Nass. Here’s our last one. 

Telescoping Melt

A much celebrated and reviled Nass tradition. To telescope, writers write a brief 300 word piece on a theme (this year, “melt”). Then, a 150 word piece. Then, 75 words. Then, 37 and a half. You’ll see.

The Sellout Issue: Full Design

Wow, wow, wow, what a semester of The Nass. Here’s our last one. 

Pitching Ideas Over Boxed Wine: Former Nass Editor Harold Parker ‘08 Reminisces

A Nass alum on the late-night, wine-fueled energies that continue to power the magazine

Jeff Nunokawa Has Nothing to Lose

A Second Look contributor profiles an English professor who really needs no introduction

My Month on Meat

“Don’t you think that things can be made special by being indescribable? That there’s a certain divinity in that?”

Nass Recommends: The Princeton French Film Festival

A Nass Contributor, who does not speak French, attends this year’s screenings

What We Know

Meditations on learning Farsi at Princeton, with the department’s only professor

Letter from the Editor

One or several elephants: this final issue’s back cover, which looks like a full-page ad for PNC bank because it is. We’d ask that you hereafter refrain from calling The Nass anything other than PNC Bank Presents the Nassau Weekly. The following is an abridged version of the toast I planned on delivering at the […]

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