Tabloid

November 16, 2025

DEAD at 21: The fixation of Tabloids and Death

A Nass writer reflects on the morbid relationship between readers, editors, and the dead.

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Tabloid: Full Design

Pick up a physical copy around campus, or view the full design here!

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Letter from the Editors

Dear reader, This week, the Nassau Weekly goes full tabloid. We embrace the scandalous, fixate on morbidity, and bury our noses into the low-brow formats of quiz and forum. When the tabloid began to roll off the presses, it tried … Read More

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The Revolution Will be Televised: A Review of One Battle After Another

I left the theater after seeing One Battle After Another struggling to catch my breath. Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson advances the plot at breakneck speed, collapsing the film’s nearly three-hour runtime into what feels like one long action sequence. I … Read More

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Controversial Covers!

Laid out before you are six covers from Nass history, plucked from our very own archive. Even since our first issue making its introduction in 1979, back when our forefathers had to manually and meticulously craft each issue with a … Read More

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it’s not enough.

What does it take to put on a new face?

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Phantasmic Reproduction

On photographic reproduction, alienation, and celebrity canonization.

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Am I The Asshole?

AITA for wanting my roommates to recycle?  By u/trashtalker This last summer I (20M) was living in Chicago with some randomly assigned roommates. They turned out to be chill. One was a foster kid, one was a wealthy Manhattanite, and … Read More

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Daily Horoscope #758

Your fate is sealed, as the planets wrote your story by the stars and universes that predate you. So, go on. Enjoy the feast of your destiny. Let the winds guide you home.    Listen, for the following will detail … Read More

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The Old Fires Keep Burning

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The Soiled Soles of Her Shoes

“When I read about her suffering, I was delighted by her decay. I was thrilled by her unfolding; I liked pulling at her seams and watching her unravel. I confess. I liked watching her rot away.”

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What’s the Skinny on Brandy HELLville?

Ever heard of the four horsemen of the apocalypse? Well Brandy Melville in Princeton’s historic Palmer Square has just been visited by something even stranger. A mysterious, pope-like figure appeared to float in the popular teen clothing store. When approached … Read More

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