Hot Stuff
October 22, 2017
Verbatim
More →Overheard outside a vape shop
Frosh who just bought a Juul: Wait, I hope I don't get ice cream on my Juul.
Overheard at Ivy
Senior man on the Tigerbook controversy: For some reason I didn't feel bothered by the NSA but I do feel bothered by this.
Overheard outside the Art Museum
Art symposium visitor girl: Quick, fuck, marry, kill: the Obama family, go!
Other art symposium visitor girl: I'd marry Michelle, fuck Obama, and kill Malia.
Overheard at CJL lunch
Prep School frosh: Choate was too laid back and focused on diversity; I needed more real elitism so I went to Deerfield.
Overheard at brunch
Econ major, deep in the process of consulting recruitment, during Buddhism discussion: I don't think achieving Nirvana is in line with my long-term goals.
Overheard on a crisp fall day
Ivy senior, in turtleneck: I just wanted to remind everyone how much I hate men with this outfit.
Overheard at Nass meeting
Nass Managing Editor: Enough Judaism! …just kidding, you can never have enough Judaism.
Overheard in Rocky dining hall
Annoyingly healthy sophomore: My body's a temple!
Jaded sophomore: My body's like… a nightclub.
Overheard at TI Breakfast
Ailing senior woman: I got a UTI from sitting my bare vagina in beer all day.
Overheard leaving a Nass meeting
Nass member 1: Wait, are you into communism, too?
Nass member 2: Yeah.
Overheard at Ivy
Nass member: As a man with a sixteen-inch penis, I cannot be confined to boxer briefs.
Overheard on iMessage
Unemployed SWUG: I was supposed to have an IBM interview today but I don't really know what happened to that. I didn't care much—they have an ugly logo.
Overheard outside Murray Dodge
Senior woman discovering her powers, on way to meditation class: I feel like when I put a tampon in before I actually get my period, it summons it, ya know?
Overheard in Pyne
SWUG: I’m so flat that I could have my nips out and people would think they were birthmarks.
Overheard at a pregame
Roommate, commenting on volunteer habits of other roommate: I feel like I'm Christian by osmosis.
Overheard in Frist before a Nass meeting
Plaid-wearing senior: I don't like the furnishings in this room. The feng shui is fucked up.
Overheard in Firestone
A non-senior SWUG: He is on my hot racist guy list.