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December 12, 2015
Verbatim
More →Overhead in Terrace
Nass writer: From the aesthetic of her Facebook profile, she seems like someone I would be friends with.
Overheard in Ivy bathroom
Junior Pi Phi: He’s cute from a distance, like Monet.
Overheard on the Upper West Side
Woman: How’s Mike?
Man: He’s good. He’s not in jail.
Overheard near Pyne
Introspective Chi Phi: Dude, I get so turned on by boobies.
Overheard in the CJL
Freshman gentile: So is Manischewitz supposed to be sweet, or...?
Overheard in Henry Courtyard
Senior Pi Phi: I’ve started wearing higher shoes as a defense mechanism against hooking up with short guys.
Overheard in Bloomberg
WPRB Junior: He’s a dick.
WPRB Senior: Yeah, but he’s a warm dick.
Overheard in hell
Junior male: Remember before finance when you actually wanted to do cool things?
Overheard in precept
Preceptor, sighing: No one should do a PhD. It is not a good lifestyle.
Overheard in Architecture library
Philosophy major: I don’t have any formalwear. I’m an aggressively casual person.
Overheard Parents Weekend
TI dad: I want to be the first parent ever McCoshed.
Overheard in Practical Ethics precept
Woman: I can’t think of a single good thing Hitler did.
Preceptor: He made the trains run on time.
Overheard in Little
Recovering scene kid: Oh did you guys know that Cobra Starship broke up?
Overheard in Pyne
TI senior girl, indignant: What are you even going to do with your husband if you don’t like watching sports?
Overheard in Scully
White man: You fucking police me again...and see what happens.
Overheard in Terrace
Member of the literati: I’m like balls deep in the Scribner room.
Overheard on iMessage
Journalist: I think my fart rate quadruples when I’m in Starbucks.
Overheard in the CJL
Freshman goy: I’m not trying to third-floor bicker Judaism.
Overheard at TI
Senior KA 1: If I have a daughter she’s definitely going to have daddy issues.
Senior KA 2: If you have a daughter she will be my third or fourth wife.