Fall Foliage
October 2, 2022
Fall Foliage: Full Design
This week, the Nass puts a play on for a dead son, starts a commune beyond patriarchy, learns the importance of trash bags
Verbatim
More →Overheard during coffee
Nass girlie #1: “Do you know that Nass girl that ex-upper masthead member was hitting on?”
Nass girlie #2: “That doesn't really narrow it down.”
Overheard in front of Frist
Oblivious onlooker: “Everyone looks so happy out on the grass!”
Observant onlooker: “I think they’re protesting.”
Overheard at Chennai Chimney
Medical genius: “If your eye got scooped out, wouldn't it feel like getting kicked in the balls? 'Cause, you know, they're both dangling.” *Swinging gestures*
The doctor we all need: “Why would a testicle and an eyeball have the same nervous wiring?”
Overheard at breakfast
Future dictator: “If I was in charge—wait, no, that would be illegal.”
Overheard at a cocktail party
Gay man guest, to hostess, after befriending a female guest: “It is MINUTES until we have sex in your bathroom.”
Overheard in NCW
Passionate international student: “Are you guys going to that Jordan Salami thing?”
Fellow domestic student: “It's Jordan Sa-LAMA.”
Passionate international student: “It's Salami to me.”
Overheard in Wilcox Dining Hall
Sweaty, anxious man eating dinner with a girl: “No one in their right mind would make a bad juice. No one. Right?”