Everything will be okay

November 22, 2025

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Overheard outside Lewis Center for the Arts

Law enforcement aspirant: I’m bad at lying and I’m even worse at telling the truth

Overheard in a Murray Dodge convo on the Epstein files.

Student: Who else fujoshi-ing out over Bill Clinton and Donald Trump.

Overheard on Blair Walk.

Girl on phone: Yeah the family is trying to keep it quiet! Who knows what would happen if it got out? … Yes, the triplets! … Yes, they are 12 siblings in total

Heard in Forbes dining hall.

Self-proclaimed Existentialist: Not to Jaden Smith right now, but can we talk about the political and economic state of the world?

Overheard on Nassau Street.

Couple walking together near the Fleet Feet Store

Girl: Look Fleet feet!

Guy, seductively: mmmmmm, feeeeeet!

Girl: Do you wanna go in?

Guy: no…

Overheard near Dillon Gym.

Bisexual guy: All the guys are so boring, even the maoist. I need to go back to women.