Hot Girl Summer

October 6, 2019

Moments of Dreams: Dawes in Six Albums and Seven Stories

“In my moments of dogged hope, I would play “Moon in the Water,” an acoustic ballad where Goldsmith proclaims that ‘Love is for the fighter / Born to lose but never quit / Swinging for the moon in the water.’”

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Fireworks

“We were watching the same lights, inhaling the same air, and waiting for the same New Year to come, wishing the same things for our family and heading towards the same future.”

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Crossword

Another week, another crossword

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There Is No There Here, On The Presidential Race From an Uninformed Perspective

“I used to be a political junkie. Then 2016 happened, and I realized that that life was not for me.”

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Verbatim

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Overheard at Stone

Pre-Law senior: I wanna be a public defender, but I look like an eleven year old.

Overheard in junior seminar

Preceptor, summarizing the field of psychology: You're either anxious or you're depressed.

Overheard in freshman sem

Non-Christian explaining the Reformation: They read the Bible and then some people were like, "Hey, we should dunk ourselves more."

Overheard at Terrace

Ex-Nass junior while stroking his attempt at a moustache: I've gotta say, I think TI is the wokest club now.

Overheard in East Pyne

Deep-voiced man to woman, matter-of-fact-ly: Did you know the Tory has an advice column called 'Ask Anselm?'

Overheard on tour

Orange Key guide: My brother wants to go to Penn. Who on earth has Penn as their dream school?

Overheard between two girls

Girl 1: Oh, that’s my Ukranian name.
Girl 2: Oh, are you Ukranian?
Girl 1: No.

Overheard at Tower

Senior man to Whig-Clio President: The number of stickers on your laptop is giving me anxiety. You're so affiliated.